this isn’t even edited
I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…
You will not be able to predict how this ends
made an unusual discovery tonight
Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix
Okay someone asked me earlier "Hey CT, you study the occult for a living, off the top of your head, what's the most popular form of the occult in today's world?"
Pseudo-nutrition. Bar none. A massive amount of the fad dieting world goes beyond simple misinformation and ignorance and full on into a systemized non-scientific theory of anatomy and nutrition that 100% qualifies as magic. If you replace the term "toxins" with "evil ghosts" half of these blogs would sound like sumerian curse tablets.
theyre talking about us again
NO THIS IS SO FUNNY THO
Yeah we fucking won this shit is great
I really like this article, you should go check it out.
soft sad freaks (affectionate)
Ok I feel like we deserve the whole damn quote. The Internet’s soul. It belongs to us.
Me: “There’s a tornado warning for this area. Are you coming down to the basement?”
Dad: “Why would I go to the basement just for a tornado warning?”
Me: “…”
Me: “Where the fuck else do you plan to be?”
In The Tornado, apparently.
oh u have a gender? how quaint
Taking care of a gender is actually a very difficult experience, mine died when I was young and it’s been very hard on the family. Remember that not all genders want to socialize and that they all have different needs! Every gender is the exception, and some display signs of the opposing gender type! Please take care of your gender. Dispite the fact they’ve been domesticated, genders will run away, this is not the fault of the owner, and while they owner might get another gender, its not a requirement.
A gender hit my window once when I was young. I wanted of course to take it in, care for it, nurse it back to health but it wasn’t meant to be and the gender was lost, I couldn’t handle having one of my own after that
i killed my gender with my bare hands. it felt good.
I’ve had my gender for a while, but there’s been another gender hanging around outside for the last couple months and I don’t know if they are gonna get along yet